Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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