is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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