You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
My vagina is officially offended.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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