I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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