You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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