OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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