Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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