i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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