can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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