the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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