My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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