i'm lost and i look like a hooker
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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