I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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