sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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