I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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