And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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