He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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