Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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