We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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