maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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