Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You were trust falling into bushes
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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