no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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