i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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