You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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