we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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