Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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