i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
the raccoons are back...
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