He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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