they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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