i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
