grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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