Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I see more hoeing in ur future
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