I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
You did what with his pubic hair?
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