so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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