No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he was CRYING into my vagina
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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