Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
