YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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