I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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