11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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