Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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