idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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