its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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