i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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