I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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