Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
We got so high we made milksteak
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
A bitchslap is in order.
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