In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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