ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Houston, we have a blender
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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