Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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