Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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