Do you still have your period?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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