Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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