But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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