I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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